Mile High Club:Lesbo

Hilarious post from my Livy.

Cube Chronicles:Toes

So, shoot me if you are sick of me sharing the gory details of cube life, but I just can't resist because the shit I hear behind this wall cracks me up!
This morning it is my neighbor with the legs talking about how she can suck her own toes (if she were the yoga type this might not seem remarkable, but she doesn't quite fit that description).
I searched yahoo images for 'sucking toes' but got the warning that I might see 'adult images,' so consider yourself spared from graphic details.

Gotta love the chatter at the state HEALTH department!!!

Tilt-a-Whirl:Americana Style

I couldn't seen anything but a Tilt-A-Whirl in this image.

EOS 30D

I have still not decided what camera to get, but it is looking like the Canon EOS 30D. Liv shocked me with a gift of my Race St. photos on a calendar and it reminded me that I have gotten lazy about taking pictures. Anyway, I went out today and played around with the Canon.

So, shots from my 'hood.

Cube Chronicles:Tattoo

Oh my god, now she is talking about how her friend was getting a tattoo and that there are "reasons" people get them, though "I wouldn't do it," but that there are some interesting ones out there. Wonder if this one would qualify as "interesting?"

Will someone please rescue me from this creative blackhole?

Cube Chronicles:Blubber

I wish I could share with all of you how joyous it is to listen to my cube neighbor talk about how fat her legs are and how wearing heels isn't going to help.

Maybe if she took off her Christmas sweater, she would feel better.

New Years Madness

Raving HARD on New Years Eve!

Before:


After:


Clearly, Becky and I couldn't hang with the big dogs.

Cube Chronicles.XMASEVE

Behind this wall sits the most obnoxius, bigmouthed cube neighbor imagineable. It is Xmas Eve and because I am the lowest freak on the totem pole, I am stuck here trying to look busy. No one should be at work today, but here I sit bored out of my mind with my ears in pain as I suffer through the loud, brassy chatter of the woman who parks herself behind my pink wall everyday.

UGH. Happy freaking holidays.

P.S. Consider yourself lucky that the audio I tried to capture of her won't upload on my crappy Dell.

Sour Bananas

So, I lost the Great Bakery Throw Down at the Ohio Department of Health. I am so bitter because I was beat out by a banana pudding that looked very much like the one pictured here, but it was in an aluminum foil pan and there were more cookies on top.

It wasn't even homemade.

I am sour over this.

Someday I am going to work in an environment where my creativity is fully appreciated. I feel like a Mac working in an office full of PC's.

Masterpiece

The finished product for
'The Great Holiday Bake Off'
at work Christmas Party. Rock on!

Dark Horse

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Purple Haze

We had a cold and rainy Sunday in Columbus and in typical Liv and Julie fashion we took the opportunity not to enjoy the Sabbath, but rather to attack another room in our house with fiendish fervor.

You'll have to wait come by to get the full effect, but for now, check out this beautiful corner of the room!

Curb Appeal

We got it!

Daily Meditation

What did the Buddhist say to the Hot Dog Vendor?



Make me one with everything.
Ooommm.

OTR

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An hour on Race in Over the Rhine.

Passage

OTR

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An hour on Race Street in Over the Rhine.

suspended illumination

My favorite picture from the day.

Chick

I'm just back from a visit with my aunt and uncle in my Southern Ohio, Appalachian birthplace: Portsmouth.
Going home means stories of my relatives from at least one hundred years back.
My grandfather was a mean drunk father of 9 who worked in a steel mill all of his life and beat his wife.
How ironic he was called 'Chick.'

How to cheer up!

Good advice from my baby!